December 21, 2006

Terrorists Have Already Won War on Christmas

Santa won't be flying commercial this year. From the lists of prohibited items for air travel, courtesy of the Transportation "Security" Administration:

Snow Globes: "Snow globes regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation, are prohibited in your carry-on."

Wrapped Gifts: "Do not wrap gifts. If a security officer needs to inspect a package they may have to unwrap your gift. Please wrap gifts after arriving at your destination."

Looking forward to traveling this holiday season.

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