Terrorists Have Already Won War on Christmas

Santa won't be flying commercial this year. From the lists of prohibited items for air travel, courtesy of the Transportation "Security" Administration: Snow Globes: "Snow globes regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation, are prohibited in your carry-on." Wrapped Gifts: "Do not wrap gifts. If a security officer needs to inspect a package they may have to unwrap your gift. Please wrap gifts after arriving at your destination." Looking forward to traveling this holiday season.