Nearly every time I watch TV news in Los Angeles, I hear one of these. But without the Internets, a Newbie like me would have to guess what they were all about.
Scratch that. Not even the Internets can explain Jillian Barberie.
P.S. - She's not Jillian in the photo. She's an actual KCAL reporter (inspired by Dirty Laundry?) unlisted on her station's bio page.