Weekend Beheaded Goat Report from LA River

THIS MIGHT be a good time to ask kids (pun intended) to step away from the screen. From a reader: "Yesterday, Sunday morning, while walking my dog at the river near the corner of Dover and Legion, I discovered a headless white goat near the walking path. "I initially thought it was a dog ... and reported it as such to the police. They told me they'd investigate. "This morning it was gone, and another neighbor who'd also seen it told me it was a goat. I'm for freedom of religion and all, but jeez, it's 2009, people."