July 8, 2006

Newbie Restaurant Haikus

    some places to try
    my first week on a new job
    so bon appetit

    gingergrass: good shit
    though waitress sports a tattoo
    with "eat shit and die"

    cold treats, fast service
    from that pazzo gelato
    when they're not all stoned

    bacon on chicken
    avocado on romaine
    vermont on vermont

    the cops and drag queens
    must enjoy overpaying
    or bye-bye astro

1 comment:

Miles said...

amazingly, astros IS always filled with local police. literally, detectives, beat officers, everyone. they could cut down on traffic on fletcher, if they offered a shuttle between the station and astros...